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		<title>MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT MUMS AND BACK-TO-SCHOOL</title>
		<link>http://www.macinations.net/2011/10/08/misconceptions-about-mums-and-back-to-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 10:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Misconception Number 1: Mums miss their kids when they go back to school. Seriously. I&#8217;ve had enough of you by now. Every morning with the &#8220;what are we going to do today, Mum?&#8221; is finally over. I&#8217;ve had looked at your face twenty-four seven for the last 77 days. It&#8217;s time to go learn something. No more asking me about <a href='http://www.macinations.net/2011/10/08/misconceptions-about-mums-and-back-to-school/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/26/ode-to-morning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun  It seemed his <a href='http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/26/ode-to-morning/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>FIRST AID FOR NON-MEDICALLY MINDED PERSONS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electrocution Is he/she still connected to the power supply? If so, SWITCH OFF THE POWER IMMEDIATELY. Electricity costs an absolute fortune, and it would be going to waste. Check the victims pulse, (if you can find their wrist amongst the stack of charred bones and greasy, bubbling flesh that was once a human being). And do try not to <a href='http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/18/first-aid-for-non-medically-minded-persons/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Das blinkenlights</title>
		<link>http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/18/das-blinkenlights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[blinkenlights: /blink&#8217;*n-li:tz/ n. Front-panel diagnostic lights on a computer, esp. a {dinosaur}. Derives from the last word of the famous blackletter-Gothic sign in mangled pseudo-German that once graced about half the computer rooms in the English-speaking world. One version ran in its entirety as follows: ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS! Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und <a href='http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/18/das-blinkenlights/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers</title>
		<link>http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/18/bell-labs-proves-existence-of-dark-suckers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don&#8217;t emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, <a href='http://www.macinations.net/2011/09/18/bell-labs-proves-existence-of-dark-suckers/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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