Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Apology to a Mugger (2010-3-14)

This Ad Was Placed in the Personal column of a newspaper in Georgia.

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, [...]

Australian Citizenship Test (2010-1-26)

In honor of Australia Day, I dug this out of the email archives – the original actually came from a Government department, a PDF of which can be viewed here.
All I can say is this makes as much, if not MORE sense than the one that the Government introduced, and far easier for Bogans to [...]

Terrorist Threat Security Levels change… (2010-1-10)

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”.
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have [...]

IKEA to get into the automotive market (2009-10-31)

IKEA, well-known purveyor of stylish Swedish furniture, have decided to diversify into the automotive market. I received this photo early this morning of their first foray into this competitive and (some would say) cut-throat market.
Will it succeed ?  Well, I didn’t think Hyundai ever would when Alan Bond brought them into Australia over 20 years [...]

How to deal with those annoying office colleagues (2009-10-25)

We all have them – the ones who want the radio on all the time, the ones who talk loud enough for the whole office to hear on the phone, etc. My pet hate is ones that SING incessantly when they have NO TALENT. Here’s a way to deal with this;

Ah, that feels better…